If anyone was ever wondering why I never mention the fact that I have a brother, this is why.
Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari
— George Weasley, HPOotP (via moniker-d)
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
don’t tell me that kids don’t internalize your racist bullshit bc they absolutely do
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)